The Rumor Mill
It has been rumored that coach Therrien is working on dealing Ryan Williams and Mike Hoak to Slippery Rock University for a pair of prospects, Brothers, in fact:
Frank 'The Swank' Cremonese
6'3, 245lb Defenseman
Half man half port-a-john. Swanky Franky hasnt been seen or heard from in 10 years, but he rejoins the scene as the immovable object in front of the net that this team needs.
Rocco Cremonese
5'9 35lb Singer
Known more for his facial expressions than his singing ability, Rocco still maintains the same squeeky pre-puberty voice classmates fell in love with at Wendover. He is expected to start right away at the National Anthem Position.
Team Publicist Dennis Orange had this to say about the trade:
"Get the Fuck out of here!"
Neither Ryan Williams or Hoak could not be reached for comment, but Mike Hoak was said to be very upset with the idea of being traded for a National Anthem Singer.
1 comment:
Mike Hoak will soon be forgotten as fans and members of the media fall in love with the titilating voice of Rocco "horse-dick" Cromonese.
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