Summer 07'

Myron...

Myron Cope, We Hardly Knew Yee

A tribute, In pictures:

Just taking in a pens game with the guys.

Tailgating with Rick.

Enjoy a song from myron below:

Cremeneses to Sign

Rocco Confirmed, Frank to Follow

TRADE DEADLINE!!!!

The Creepy Night Guys made a last second trade that Bombay writer Matt Plundo predicted. Frank and Rocco Cremonese for Ryan Williams and Mike Hoak!!!! CNG is beyond excited to get a talented singer like Rocco.

League commish Emerson Michael Fazekas III. loves the newest trade.

NHL 95

Don't Tell Me My Business DEVIL WOMAN

In another twist, it seems some bloodsucker has a hold of another Creepy faithful:

You need to build a barrier between you and the snakes.

The only team member currently not getting laid is Director of Public Relations, Dennis Orange. But he is launching a new campaign to change that:

St Patricks day Team Rally at Oranges - Denny will show you his nips for every pair of green beads given to him.

"2.50"

Huge Vagina

It has come to light that Mike Oblinsky of Creepy Night Guys will not be at the game on sunday because he is taking his girlfriend out. Let me repeat: He is missing the game. Not because of work, vacation, illness or death. But because hes a pussywhipped bitch. CNG spokesman Brian Stwers commented " this is a sad day when a player picks a girl over 11 of his friends and his team, we clearly know now, what Mike thinks of us" When Bombay tried to call Mike O . He did not answer or call back. It is under this websites knowledge that this is the biggest cunt move ever. We are all disappointed Mike.
We hope its worth ditching us Mike.

Yencha Absent with no note

Our new Stret Fighter Consultant, Ryu, has informed us that MIke "nuggles" Yencha will not be playing in the game on sunday evening. His agent Guile informed us that Mke fell into a coma early saturday morning. Members of the media recoreded images of Mike runing ramped, carelessly, through the streets of east liberty in search of some sort of white rabbit. Reports indicate federalies attempted to subdue Mike with Sonic Booms and serenade him with Gary Racan love songs until his ego collapsed and he surrendered.

Pop my collar

All I know is cool. If the CNG's do not win, my collars will fall. My name is Colin, and I am the biggest fan around. My mom told me the night guys are struggling and I almost put down one of my collars. I just need a couch and thats all I need. I love you guys with unbridled enthusiasm and feel like williams doesn't go to the net with his heart in it.

Mid-Season Report

We are at the mid-point mark of the 2008 season and what a half of year it's been. With an overall record of 3-2, CNG are in the middle of the pack. Not dragging behind, but not showing off. I talked with CNG owner Rick Wolfe to see what he thought about the season. "I truely believe that our team is going to be ok. We have some young guys out there, along with seasoned veterens, but at the end of the day I like our team and our chances.....Now get me a fucking cigarette." This week the boys take on 3rd place team DA' BEARS, in which will be a huge game leading up to the playoffs. This got Gordon Bombay thinking about memorible bears.
Creepy! Yummy!
Those are the only bears I like.
Da Bears @ CNG

Extra Extra, Todd Smells

The Rumor Mill

It has been rumored that coach Therrien is working on dealing Ryan Williams and Mike Hoak to Slippery Rock University for a pair of prospects, Brothers, in fact:

Frank 'The Swank' Cremonese

6'3, 245lb Defenseman

Half man half port-a-john. Swanky Franky hasnt been seen or heard from in 10 years, but he rejoins the scene as the immovable object in front of the net that this team needs.

Rocco Cremonese

5'9 35lb Singer

Known more for his facial expressions than his singing ability, Rocco still maintains the same squeeky pre-puberty voice classmates fell in love with at Wendover. He is expected to start right away at the National Anthem Position.

Team Publicist Dennis Orange had this to say about the trade:

"Get the Fuck out of here!"

Neither Ryan Williams or Hoak could not be reached for comment, but Mike Hoak was said to be very upset with the idea of being traded for a National Anthem Singer.

"PPSSSHHHHH, CREEPY NIGHT GUYS FOOOOO"

You guys may have heard about the argument our good friend Pee-Wee and Francis got in over the weekend about the Creepy Night Guys. Francis was rooting for ASPS, Pee-Wee was not.
Not so fast Francis.

Gordon Bombay found this on the internet....

Come on Hoak.

PROTEK YO NECK'

(Thanks to Mrs. Priola for giving us Mikes 9th grade picture)

Photoshop

(Thanks to Hutch for this)

Thank You Lord

The Giants win....C.N.G. losses. It almost makes losing in DEK hockey not that bad. Eventhough Eli Manning looks like a retard and Plaxico is your typical gang-banging, wanna be, piece of gangster shit....you could not root against the Giants. As we watched Tom Petty at halftime it made me remember my favorite halftime show.

Rock your body.

The Creepy Night Guys played #1 team ASPS...which stands for (Ass Spreading Penis Suckers @ 6:00. When the players arrived to the rink, we knew it was a bad day when we saw big-bearded dildo head ref. aka. Hoaks boyfriend. Here was a pick of Hoak and ref at the great escape....

The only positive of the game is we at least scored a goal (B.Roth) And a solid goaltending effort from Nutter. Heres a pic of nutter in action:

$1.49 w/ coupon

Hey Mama

"Let me push in your stool"