Wednesday, January 30, 2008
Lets play Doctor
Gordon Bombay recently added a gossip columnist to chat and post what is going on in sports, entertainment or life. After a numerous amount of interviews with very qualified people, this site has finally chosen the winner: Dr. Scheren of Hempfield High School. This will be Dr's first post.
" Hello everybody and boy am I excited to be bringing you the latest gossip around the world...tehee... I mean if someone would have told me 5 years ago I would be writing for Gordon Bombay I woulda said I said your outta your noodle...tehee...The first thing I'm going to talk about on here is what EVERYONE is talking about, Mike Hoaks sexuallity. Can you believe that Hoak has actually sat on weiner. I mean " OUCH". To clear up if this rumor was true i decided to call Mike Hoak and just plain old ask him"
(Ringing)
Mike Hoak : " Hewwwwwwwoooooooo"
Dr: " Michael hey this is the doctor from Gordon Bombay how are you"?
Hoak: " I'm am good Dr, just a liwwle tired"
Dr: "Why"
Hoak: " Butt sex. I like it all the way to the balls Dr"
Dr. " Yummy"
Hoak: "MMMmmm, I know"
Dr: "Well thanks for your time Mike"
Hoak: "Certanwee"
(hang up)
SO IS THIS RUMOR TRUE?????
YOU BET!!!
" Hello everybody and boy am I excited to be bringing you the latest gossip around the world...tehee... I mean if someone would have told me 5 years ago I would be writing for Gordon Bombay I woulda said I said your outta your noodle...tehee...The first thing I'm going to talk about on here is what EVERYONE is talking about, Mike Hoaks sexuallity. Can you believe that Hoak has actually sat on weiner. I mean " OUCH". To clear up if this rumor was true i decided to call Mike Hoak and just plain old ask him"
(Ringing)
Mike Hoak : " Hewwwwwwwoooooooo"
Dr: " Michael hey this is the doctor from Gordon Bombay how are you"?
Hoak: " I'm am good Dr, just a liwwle tired"
Dr: "Why"
Hoak: " Butt sex. I like it all the way to the balls Dr"
Dr. " Yummy"
Hoak: "MMMmmm, I know"
Dr: "Well thanks for your time Mike"
Hoak: "Certanwee"
(hang up)
SO IS THIS RUMOR TRUE?????
YOU BET!!!
Monday, January 28, 2008
Game Recap
On this site I will never write about a loss, strictly wins. Thats all the CNG are about. W's. Except Hoak, he wants the stats. Wuss. Here is a recap of sundays win.
Pregame: Jeff Jimmerson brings us in with the National Anthem
Don't Tread.
Period 1: When the puck dropped in game 2 , everyone on the team just knew we were going to dominate. The first 4 minutes were even with both teams running back and forth and generating nothing......until.
Jeff Cobb streaks into the zone like the streaks on Williams panties. Dances behind the net and finds Mike Yencha in front, and bang 1-0.
Hold the phone.
The big dildo ref challenges if Yencha was in the crease. After a 7 minute call to Toronto.
Goal Dicks.
Two minutes later Brandon Roth streaks into the zone, dances around two retards, triggers a pass to Williams in which he breaks his stick and still gets the pass off. Williams burys it. 2-0.
(The only 2 Brandon Roth and Ryan Williams on the internet)
More recap tomarrow....its 12:48 and I still have to watch Titmans Pool Party on http://www.myfreepaysite.com/
---your welcome--
Pregame: Jeff Jimmerson brings us in with the National Anthem
Don't Tread.Period 1: When the puck dropped in game 2 , everyone on the team just knew we were going to dominate. The first 4 minutes were even with both teams running back and forth and generating nothing......until.
Jeff Cobb streaks into the zone like the streaks on Williams panties. Dances behind the net and finds Mike Yencha in front, and bang 1-0.
Hold the phone.The big dildo ref challenges if Yencha was in the crease. After a 7 minute call to Toronto.
Goal Dicks.Two minutes later Brandon Roth streaks into the zone, dances around two retards, triggers a pass to Williams in which he breaks his stick and still gets the pass off. Williams burys it. 2-0.
(The only 2 Brandon Roth and Ryan Williams on the internet)
More recap tomarrow....its 12:48 and I still have to watch Titmans Pool Party on http://www.myfreepaysite.com/
---your welcome--
Sunday, January 27, 2008
66's Greasy Fuck Ass
What is the best thing about Creepy Night Guys DEK Hockey team? Could it be Mike Hoaks hairgel? Ryan Williams pin-like head? Or Bitz's lastname? The answer is: all of them. All 3 of those things contribute to why our team is currently 3-1. Cobb and I will keep you posted and need your opinions on this site. Faggot fucks.
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