Lets play Doctor

Gordon Bombay recently added a gossip columnist to chat and post what is going on in sports, entertainment or life. After a numerous amount of interviews with very qualified people, this site has finally chosen the winner: Dr. Scheren of Hempfield High School. This will be Dr's first post.

" Hello everybody and boy am I excited to be bringing you the latest gossip around the world...tehee... I mean if someone would have told me 5 years ago I would be writing for Gordon Bombay I woulda said I said your outta your noodle...tehee...The first thing I'm going to talk about on here is what EVERYONE is talking about, Mike Hoaks sexuallity. Can you believe that Hoak has actually sat on weiner. I mean " OUCH". To clear up if this rumor was true i decided to call Mike Hoak and just plain old ask him"

(Ringing)

Mike Hoak : " Hewwwwwwwoooooooo"
Dr: " Michael hey this is the doctor from Gordon Bombay how are you"?
Hoak: " I'm am good Dr, just a liwwle tired"
Dr: "Why"
Hoak: " Butt sex. I like it all the way to the balls Dr"
Dr. " Yummy"
Hoak: "MMMmmm, I know"
Dr: "Well thanks for your time Mike"
Hoak: "Certanwee"

(hang up)

SO IS THIS RUMOR TRUE?????


YOU BET!!!