Friday, February 8, 2008

Yencha Absent with no note

Our new Stret Fighter Consultant, Ryu, has informed us that MIke "nuggles" Yencha will not be playing in the game on sunday evening. His agent Guile informed us that Mke fell into a coma early saturday morning. Members of the media recoreded images of Mike runing ramped, carelessly, through the streets of east liberty in search of some sort of white rabbit. Reports indicate federalies attempted to subdue Mike with Sonic Booms and serenade him with Gary Racan love songs until his ego collapsed and he surrendered.

2 comments:

Hutch said...

what a party killer that song is. I'm coaching the Hawks in state college today. remember cng's its not worth winning if you can't win big.

Anonymous said...

the lion truly sleeps tonite